the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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