i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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