You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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