I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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