Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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