Can Purell be used as lube?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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