dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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