Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
