woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Another day, another engagement, another cat
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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