I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
do herpes really smell.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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