you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
My feet surprised me
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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