If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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