NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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