he was CRYING into my vagina
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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