Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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