Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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