ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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