Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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