Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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