If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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