Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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