Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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