i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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