we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Randomize
