I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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