Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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