so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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