like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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