She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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