its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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