He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Porn is love you can see.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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