remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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