I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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