you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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