im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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