Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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