I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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