A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
only you would photoshop your dick
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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