Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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