As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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