Duck Duck Cougar?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize