Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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