You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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