Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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