What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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