I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
