I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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