his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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