I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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