I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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