I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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