Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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