The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
