I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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