the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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