I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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